![]() ![]() The "terrorists" are a laugh-out-loud riot, as they act "sadistic" and "psycho"! They must have trained all their lives for these roles! SKYSCRAPER proves that God loves schlock, for this is a truly religious experience! EXTRA POINTS FOR: All of the hilariously shameless DIE HARD lifts! BONUS POINTS FOR: Anyone who can figure out why they allowed Carrie's cop boyfriend to run around with his crotch ripped open during the finale (?)! EXTRA-BONUS POINTS FOR: Spotting that his pants are back together at the very end. Besides, whenever things get a bit dull, or overly idiotic, she sheds her clothes and all is forgotten. Smith is much better here than in TO THE LIMIT, as she appears to have a functioning brain in this movie. Watch, as she swings on a cable like Spiderman, crashing through a window like a beautiful bag of sand! Indeed, it's the fire-hose scene from that OTHER high-rise action film! Thankfully, there's the hairy muscleman, and lots of karate! And, lots of explosions! Ms. Yep, just like in DIE HARD, with Anna Nicole Smith as a platinum-haired Bruce Willis! How could this possibly fail? Under extreme stress, Carrie must stay one step ahead of these misbehaving miscreants, using her wits to outwit her witty adversaries. ![]() The thugs take over the building, even the electronics. 1996s Skyscraper, tells the story of Carrie Wisk (Anna Nicole Smith), a helicopter. ![]() Tagged: 1996, Action Movies, Anna Nicole Smith, Bad movies, Friends, Memories, Rip-offs, Skyscraper. Posted in: Blu Ray and DVD, Friends, Memories, MOVIES. Oh fudge! Carrie has to use the phone in the Zitex building. Movie Flashback: Skyscraper (1996) Posted by mazinger78 on October 16, 2019. Shakespeare's thugs show up and start killing people. And likes it! Carrie has no idea what these guys are up to, as she rotors them around LA! Everyone winds up at the Zitex building. She's called upon to pick up a group, including that annoying, Shakespeare-spouting lunatic! We know he's a lunatic because he quotes Shakespeare. Several grimaces later, and Carrie is back in the air. Meanwhile, across town, Carrie takes a lovely slow-motion shower. Many explosions later, the briefcase guy is killed by an annoying man, waxing Shakespearean. Oh no! A group of terrorist-types opens fire, ruining the meeting! This group includes a long-haired muscleman from a romance novel. ![]() We know they're government agents because they're wearing sunglasses. Said mystery man meets with government agents. When Carrie drops off a mystery man with a briefcase, we know there's going to be trouble. Description above from the Wikipedia article Anna Nicole Smith, licensed under CC-BY-SA, full list of contributors on Wikipedia.SKYSCRAPER stars the astonishing phenomenon known as Anna Nicole Smith! This time, she and her 3-inch nails are helicopter pilot Carrie Wisk. Within the final six months of her life, Smith was the focus of renewed press coverage surrounding the death of her son, Daniel and the paternity and custody battle over her biological daughter Dannielynn. She died on Februin a Hollywood, Floridahotel room as a result of an overdose of prescription drugs. Supreme Court on a question of federal jurisdiction. Following Marshall's death, Smith began a lengthy legal battle over a share of his estate her case, Marshall v. Howard Marshall, 62 years her senior, resulted in speculation that she married the octogenarian for his money, which she denied. Her highly publicized second marriage to oil business mogul J. Smith dropped out of high school and was married in 1985. She modeled for clothing companies, including Guess jeans and Lane Bryant. Smith first gained popularity in Playboy, becoming the 1993 Playmate of the Year. Anna Nicole Smith (Novem– February 8, 2007) was an American model, actress and television personality. ![]()
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